Ever got one of those, "It could only happen to me" moments? Well last week I was walking to work, and i saw something out of the corner of my eye. I turned only to be sideswiped by a pigeon! The pigeon crashed into my torso and landed on the floor, looking slightly confused.
Well i can tell you that i screamed like a little girl! Out of all the things that can happen to me, getting smashed with a pigeon was very low on my list!
But, I'm a positive person, so this is how i like to think about it:
The pigeon was nearsighted, and wasn't wearing his glasses, so the Lord directed him to have a cushion-ey landing (my body) instead of just hitting a wall.
And we all lived happily ever after.